The Pretty Paisley Elephant
Paisley things, Pretty things, not a lot of elephants but some funny stuff

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD


peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me


batbrobeyond:

gynocologist:

"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

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straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

Why do police have quotas? If a doctor went around intentionally sneezing on people to get more patients, that would be seen as a travesty to their profession. But police, can sit around and wait for someone to turn on a red light or commit other mundane ‘offenses’ because they have quotas to meet. Quotas are all the proof we need that policing is not a public service vocation; it’s a business and a subsidiary of Wall Street.

Enrique Molina (via withoutadjectives)

While I was sleeping, this went viral.

(via enriquemolina)

this answer on yahoo from a retired officer will add on some further insight to this

(via thepiefairy)